Thursday, August 19, 2010

Awkward positions....

There is never any sure way to extract it once it has been inserted.
The limb - which was before just that, just a limb - seems to take on a life of its own
Expanding at rapid speed to fill your mouth.
Your lips suction ever so slightly, not giving way for release.
Release, oh cruel release - will it never come?
Your teeth seem to micraculously shift, not biting the offending limb but instead appear to be lovingly accomodating. A macabre grimace.
As if to say fate wasn't already cruel, it's now you laughing pityingly at you.

Such is it when you place your foot in your damn mouth!


Nana Yaw Asiedu said...

Looooooooooooool, for a moment I was thinkind cannibals and all. Nice, short and sweet piece. God, do I know this feeling!

Tetekai said...